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Crushable Pilsner 473 ml can
ABV: 5% IBUS: 35
Called Crushable for a reason - this traditional German Pilsner is made for a hot summer day. Unfiltered because it has nothing to hide. Using only German malt & hops make for a malt-forward open and a dry finish.
six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Westy Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.7% IBUS: 42
A generously-hopped incredibly refreshing West Coast style pale ale named after our 1972 VW Westfalia beer delivery van. You'll find it hard to sip slowly. Dry-hopped with Simcoe & Citra for a hint of grapefruit zest.
six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 6.6% IBUS: 39
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Yuzu Pale Ale 355 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 28
This beer encapsulates 1980s Japan - made with Sorachi Ace hops, yuzu puree and lime zest. Perfect for sunny days.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Seasonal
Crave Radler 355 ml can
ABV: 2.5% IBUS:
A powerhouse collaboration between the maestro of fresh, Lemonade Dave and Parsons Brewing Company. Fresh squeezed all natural lemonade, blended equal parts with Crushable Pilsner, an elixir for the ages!
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | twelve-pack $42.00 | flat $84.00
Pinchazo Experimental IPA - Lime Creamsicle IPA 473 ml can
ABV: 4.4% IBUS: 10
Inspiration can at times come from desperation. Lime Creamsicle IPA - was dreamt up during a semi-hallucinogenic heat wave daze that demanded ultimate thirst quenching satisfaction. *contains lactose
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Prickly Pear Perfection Sour 473 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 25
single $5.75 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Rizbal Mango Lassi Sour 473 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 15
The second release from our Hula Hoop series. Bright and opaque, sweet and tart with a light creamy mouthfeel - a perfect pairing for outdoor cooking and sunshine! (contains lactose)
single $5.75 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Hefeweizen 473 ml can
ABV: 5% IBUS: 25
A German classic with a Canadian take, using Yeast Canada's Banana Split yeast. Fruity esters are prevalent from the onset, with banana taking centre stage and finishing light and crisp.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Jimi Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.1% IBUS: 8
A psychedelic, aromatic, dry-hopped pale ale with a floral nose. A Mosaic Cryo and Amarillo hops team up to formulate a tingly blueberry apricot lovechild with a floofy full-bodied mouthfeel. (contains lactose)
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
"BEER" 355 ml can
ABV: 5.3% IBUS: 17
It looks like beer, tastes like beer and so we just call it Beer. A simple golden ale best enjoyed where the focus is on the crew you are with, not the complexity of the beverage you are imbibing.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Brown is the New Black Lager 473 ml can
ABV: 5.4% IBUS: 24
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Two Left Feet - Gueuze 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
This Gueuze contains a blend from barrels aged for 5yrs and 1-1/2yrs, co-fermented with Brettanomyces, Pediococcus, and Lactobacillus. Cloudy by nature, tart but not sour with a subtle fresh cut hay nose, honey-dew melon body and a lingering orchard fruit finish, emanating through delicate, tiny bubbles.
$17.70
Two Left Feet - Kriek 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
The second release of our Two Left Feet series this Kriek contains a blend of 5yr and 2yr barrels aged on a copious amount of Montmorency cherries for six months bringing forth a vibrant acidity. Bottle conditioned and suitable for cellaring for years. The tart cherry intensity will moderate in time with the funky brettanomyces notes taking a more prominent role in this multi-level textured beer.
$17.70
Noice IPA 473 ml can
ABV: 6.1% IBUS: 16
Younger sibling to the face tingling DIPA of the same name, this IPA packs all the same tropical fruit flavours in with a lower abv. Soft mellow pillowy finish. Get involved!
single $5.97 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Pinchazo Experimental IPA - Sabsquatch 473 ml can
ABV: 6.4% IBUS: 10
Like biting into a juicy fresh Niagara peach! A biscuity aromatic grain bill nicely rounds out the heavy handed Sabro and Sasquatch dry hop additions. Thirst quenching and exhilirating, tastebud tickling and tantalizing, it ticks all the boxes of a fruity summer IPA.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Belgian Tripel 355 ml
ABV: 8.4% IBUS: 25
single $5.31 | six-pack $31.86 | flat $127.43
Kilted Mouse 473 ml can
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 35
We took our Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale and aged it in rum barrels and out came a masterpiece - Caribbean spices on the nose and palate contribute a warming effect balanced by a mild sugar cane sweetness reminiscent of a Scotch Ale. Dangerously smooth.
single $7.31 | six-pack $43.86 | flat $175.44
The Guv'nor ESB 473 ml can
ABV: 5.6% IBUS: 33
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Stout
8-Ball Milk Stout 473 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 37
Prescribed by Victorian physicians for various maladies this delectable stout has a sweet creamy mouth feel balanced with delicate notes of caramel and coffee.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Grandpa Miguel's Coffee Stout 473 ml can
ABV: 5.9% IBUS: 45
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Stalwart Bastion Oatmeal Stout 473 ml
ABV: 6.1% IBUS: 45
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Devil's Right Hand: The Son 473 ml
ABV: 6.6% IBUS: 45
This is the base recipe for our Devil's Right Hand Premium line of stouts - a chocolately smooth brew that will warm the cockles of your heart.
single $6.42 | six-pack $38.52 | flat $154.08
Rum Brûlée 473 ml
ABV: 7.5% IBUS: 45
Blended barrel aged stout. Blending beers has become a passion of ours at Parsons. The culmination of multiple experiments is this blend of our Eightball Milk Stout and our Devil's Right Hand base recipe aged in rum barrels. Mild rum spice on the nose and a warming effect that finishes with a distinct crème brûlée aftertaste. A multi-layered delectable feast for the senses.
single $7.30 | six-pack $43.80 | flat $175.20
Devil's Right Hand: The Father 473 ml
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
Aged in Bourbon barrels. This is the barrel aged version of the Son, aged in Old Forester Bourbon barrels. Mild notes of tobacco complement the vanilla and slight toasted flavours emanating from the oak barrel. A thought provokingly distinguished stout.
single $7.30 | six-pack $43.80 | flat $175.20
Devil's Right Hand: The Elder 473 ml
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
This Imperial Stout chimes in at 8.5% ABV without the slightest trepidation. Luscious dark cocoa and delicate coffee notes are evident within this malt-forward monster of a beer that maintains a velvety smooth balance despite its high ABV.
single $6.42 | six-pack $38.52 | flat $154.08
Banoffee Stout 355 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 39
A beer that brings to mind a favourite UK dessert while still following the German Reinheitsgebot beer purity law was a challenge. @Escarpmentlabs Uberweizen yeast providing the fruity banana esters and specialy malt lending this stout subtle toffee and distinct chocolate notes did the trick. Expect a full bodied mouthfeel, a dry chocolate finish and highly satsified tastebuds.