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Yuzu Pale Ale 355 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 28
This beer encapsulates 1980s Japan - made with Sorachi Ace hops, yuzu puree and lime zest. Perfect for sunny days.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Crushable Pilsner 473 ml can
ABV: 5% IBUS: 35
Called Crushable for a reason - this traditional German Pilsner is made for a hot summer day. Unfiltered because it has nothing to hide. Using only German malt & hops make for a malt-forward open and a dry finish.
six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Soft Hues 473 ml can
ABV: 5.1% IBUS: 10
Inspired by long contemplative walks on Sandbanks Outlet beach at dusk, Soft Hues features all the tropical hoppy aromatic goodness of an IPA with the soft mellow finish of a lager. A collaboration with renowned Canadian mixed media artist Christine Flynn, this brew is a perfect year-round accompaniment to an appreciation for nature’s beauty.
single $3.76 | six-pack $22.13 | flat $77.52
Summer Saison 355 ml can
ABV: 5.3% IBUS: 17
A dry Saison highlighting the complex flavour of Belgian Saison yeast. A tempered late addition of Australian Summer hops add an element of stone fruit in what is otherwise a dry, sessionable brew. *BrewOn Certified.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Westy Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.7% IBUS: 42
A generously-hopped incredibly refreshing West Coast style pale ale named after our 1972 VW Westfalia beer delivery van. You'll find it hard to sip slowly. Dry-hopped with Simcoe & Citra for a hint of grapefruit zest.
six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 6.6% IBUS: 39
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Seasonal
Pinchazo Experimantal IPA - Pinchazito 473 ml can
ABV: 3% IBUS: 6
This little beauty is low in abv at 3% but big in flavour with a chamomile zestiness that's the perfect accompaniment for cutting the grass, a beach picnic or on a hike.
single $3.10 | six-pack $18.60 | flat $74.40
Rizbal Mango Lassi Sour 473 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 15
The second release from our Hula Hoop series. Bright and opaque, sweet and tart with a light creamy mouthfeel - a perfect pairing for outdoor cooking and sunshine! (contains lactose)
single $5.75 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Prickly Pear Perfection Sour 473 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 25
single $5.75 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Hefeweizen 355 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 25
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Farm Brew Canadian Wheat Ale 355 ml can
ABV: 5% IBUS: 25
Our annual fresh hop version of one of our summer seasonals. Cascade straight from our hopyard in the whirlpool and local Barn Owl barley and wheat make this a 100% local brew. *BrewOn Certified
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Dunkelweizen 355 ml
ABV: 5.1% IBUS: 16
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Märzen 355 ml
ABV: 5.3% IBUS: 35
single $3.41 | six-pack $20.35 | flat $81.42
Farmer's Tan Harvest Ale 650 ml bottle
ABV: 5.3% IBUS: 38
A recipe developed years ago with Big Spruce Brewing, Cape Breton for our annual Grape Harvest Party, this beer is a nod to local farmers. Auburn in colour with a malt forward profile that is balanced by the floral aroma of whole cone Cascade and Centennial hops straight off the bine from our little hopyard, Escarpment Labs Foggy London yeast, and 95% local grain malted by Barn Owl Malt. Thanks to Edgar & Catherine @pleasantvalleyhopsontario (and Conrad & Linda from Vines and Bines). *BrewOn Certified
single $7.26
Brown is the New Black Lager 473 ml can
ABV: 5.4% IBUS: 24
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
The "Rick" Brown Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.4% IBUS: 24
In a nod to the Rickarton's Castle boathouse we brewed this malty brown ale with a crisp tangy bready finish. Our first foray into nitro cans - shake, pour hard & enjoy! The Rick was an epic venue for live music, cheap beer and a fair few fisticuffs.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Two Left Feet - Gueuze 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
This Gueuze contains a blend from barrels aged for 5yrs and 1-1/2yrs, co-fermented with Brettanomyces, Pediococcus, and Lactobacillus. Cloudy by nature, tart but not sour with a subtle fresh cut hay nose, honey-dew melon body and a lingering orchard fruit finish, emanating through delicate, tiny bubbles.
$17.70
Two Left Feet - Kriek 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
The second release of our Two Left Feet series this Kriek contains a blend of 5yr and 2yr barrels aged on a copious amount of Montmorency cherries for six months bringing forth a vibrant acidity. Bottle conditioned and suitable for cellaring for years. The tart cherry intensity will moderate in time with the funky brettanomyces notes taking a more prominent role in this multi-level textured beer.
$17.70
Better Best IPA 355 ml can
ABV: 5.7% IBUS: 23
Out of the mouth of babes:
Father: I'm sorry dear, I did my best.
Daughter: you can always do your better best.
This beer is the modestly juicier aromatic cousin of our flagship Westy - more passionfruit, less citrus with the same rounded malt backdrop and orange hues.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Pinchazo Experimantal IPA - Sabsquatch 473 ml can
ABV: 6.4% IBUS: 10
First in our new series of experimental IPAs, it tastes like biting into a juicy fresh Niagara peach! A biscuity aromatic grain bill nicely rounds out the heavy handed Sabro and Sasquatch dry hop additions.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Sunkissed Grape Ale 750 ml bottle
ABV: 7.5% IBUS: 18
Cloudy by nature with a tart open, a subtle juiciness & lingering hints of crisp orchard fruit. Our small vineyard consists of 500 vines - Pinot Noir & Chardonnay. Upon harvest, the grape juice is blended with a golden ale and fermented together with Saison yeast. The result is something very unique - a hybrid that is 30% wine and 70% beer.
$21.24
Noice DIPA 473 ml can
ABV: 8.1% IBUS: 40
A big focus on oats in the grain bill of this 8.1% abv DIPA gives it a full mouthfeel without being sweet. Honeydew melon and citrus from heavy handed Mosaic and Citra hop additions. Have two back to back and it makes your face tingle, right @freshlemonadedave?
single $5.97 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Belgian Tripel 355 ml
ABV: 8.4% IBUS: 25
single $5.31 | six-pack $31.86 | flat $127.43
Marysburgh Vortex IIPA 473 ml can
ABV: 8.75% IBUS: 30
An accentuated tangerine hop bomb with malty lingering balanced bitterness. Named after Lake Ontario's own Bermuda Triangle - it'll suck you right in!
single $5.97 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Kilted Mouse 650 ml bottle
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
We took our Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale and aged it in rum barrels and out came a masterpiece - Caribbean spices on the nose and palate contribute a warming effect balanced by a mild sugar cane sweetness reminiscent of a Scotch Ale. Dangerously smooth.
single $11.51
Stout
Banoffee Stout 355 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 39
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Grandpa Miguel's Coffee Stout 473 ml can
ABV: 5.9% IBUS: 45
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Stalwart Bastion Oatmeal Stout 355 ml
ABV: 6.1% IBUS: 45
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.69 | flat $79.65
Rum Brûlée 650 ml bottle
ABV: 7.5% IBUS: 45
Blended barrel aged stout. Blending beers has become a passion of ours at Parsons. The culmination of multiple experiments is this blend of our Eightball Milk Stout and our Devil's Right Hand base recipe aged in rum barrels. Mild rum spice on the nose and a warming effect that finishes with a distinct crème brûlée aftertaste. A multi-layered delectable feast for the senses. (contains lactose)
single $11.50
Decadence Barrel Aged Chocolate Stout 650 ml bottle
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
Riding a wave of adult indulgence that starts with full bodied decadent chocolate and ends with a rounded boozy bourbon finish. Aging for 14 months brought out layered smoky coconut textures from the oak barrel, coupled with the 24hr infusion of fresh roasted crushed cacao beans took our dry Irish stout to a new level of decadence. A perfect evening tipple for the distinguished stout aficionado.
single $17.70
Extreme Decadence Bourbon Campfire Chocolate Stout 650 ml bottle
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
Teaming up with the incredible team at County favourite Slickers Ice Cream we created a dessert stout for the ages. Bourbon barrel aged for 14 months, infused with fresh roasted crushed cacao beans and a gigantic tub of Slickers Campfire ice cream we aren't sure if our brewery known for its stouts has anywhere to go after this. A tantalizing rollercoaster of flavours that opens like a bourbon filled chocolate truffle, wanders through espresso territory and ends with a smoky creamy finish. Best shared with a loved one. Or not.
single $19.47
Devil's Right Hand: The Father 650 ml bottle
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
This brew is a blend of multiple batches of The Son aged in bourbon barrels. Expect a fragrant winter spice nose with notes of vanilla and slight toasty flavours emanating from the oak. A thought provoking distinguished stout.
single $11.50
Devil's Right Hand: The Elder 650 ml bottle
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
This Imperial Stout chimes in at 8.5% ABV without the slightest trepidation. Luscious dark cocoa and delicate coffee notes are evident within this malt-forward monster of a beer that maintains a velvety smooth balance despite its high ABV.
single $9.75
Devil's Right Hand: The Legend 650 ml bottle
ABV: 10.5% IBUS: 45
This is the barrel aged version of the Elder, aged in Old Forester Bourbon barrels. Luscious dark cocoa and toasty vanilla provide the backdrop for a warm boozy brew intended for fireside drinking.