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Westy Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.7% IBUS: 42
A generously-hopped incredibly refreshing West Coast style pale ale named after our 1972 VW Westfalia beer delivery van. You'll find it hard to sip slowly. Dry-hopped with Simcoe & Citra for a hint of grapefruit zest.
six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 6.6% IBUS: 39
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Yuzu Pale Ale 355 ml can
ABV: 4.8% IBUS: 28
This beer encapsulates 1980s Japan - made with Sorachi Ace hops, yuzu puree and lime zest. Perfect for sunny days.
single $3.32 | six-pack $19.92 | flat $79.68
Seasonal
Pinchazo Experimental IPA - Lime Creamsicle IPA 473 ml can
ABV: 4.4% IBUS: 10
Inspiration can at times come from desperation. Lime Creamsicle IPA - was dreamt up during a semi-hallucinogenic heat wave daze that demanded ultimate thirst quenching satisfaction. *contains lactose
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Polička Czech Pilsner 473 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 35
single $3.41 | six-pack $20.35 | flat $81.42
Jimi Pale Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.1% IBUS: 8
A psychedelic, aromatic, dry-hopped pale ale with a floral nose. A Mosaic Cryo and Amarillo hops team up to formulate a tingly blueberry apricot lovechild with a floofy full-bodied mouthfeel. (contains lactose)
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Brown is the New Black Lager 473 ml can
ABV: 5.4% IBUS: 24
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
The Guv'nor ESB 473 ml can
ABV: 5.6% IBUS: 33
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Two Left Feet - Gueuze 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
This Gueuze contains a blend from barrels aged for 5yrs and 1-1/2yrs, co-fermented with Brettanomyces, Pediococcus, and Lactobacillus. Cloudy by nature, tart but not sour with a subtle fresh cut hay nose, honey-dew melon body and a lingering orchard fruit finish, emanating through delicate, tiny bubbles.
$17.70
Two Left Feet - Kriek 375 ml bottle
ABV: 5.6% IBUS:
Parsons Brewing's take on a classic unique style of beer "as old as man" - Belgian Lambic - technically it can't be referred to as Lambic since it is not from the Brussels area (like Champagne can't be called champagne unless it is made in Champagne, France or parmigiano in Italy). ... so we call it a barrel funked bottle conditioned ale.
The second release of our Two Left Feet series this Kriek contains a blend of 5yr and 2yr barrels aged on a copious amount of Montmorency cherries for six months bringing forth a vibrant acidity. Bottle conditioned and suitable for cellaring for years. The tart cherry intensity will moderate in time with the funky brettanomyces notes taking a more prominent role in this multi-level textured beer.
$17.70
"11" NEIPA 473 ml can
ABV: 6.1% IBUS: 2
Cult classic movie Spinal Tap inspired us to create a brew with our heaviest hop dosage ever (6lbs per bbl) for this dank wholesome fruity NEIPA. Mosaic, Citra and Vic Secret hops provide the trifecta of tropical fruitiness, balance with a soft mellow mouthfeel.
single $3.76 | six-pack $22.56 | flat $90.24
Noice IPA 473 ml can
ABV: 6.1% IBUS: 16
Younger sibling to the face tingling DIPA of the same name, this IPA packs all the same tropical fruit flavours in with a lower abv. Soft mellow pillowy finish. Get involved!
single $5.97 | six-pack $34.07 | flat $129.03
Belgian Tripel 355 ml
ABV: 8.4% IBUS: 25
single $5.31 | six-pack $31.86 | flat $127.43
Kilted Mouse 473 ml can
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 35
We took our Mousetrap Rye Pale Ale and aged it in rum barrels and out came a masterpiece - Caribbean spices on the nose and palate contribute a warming effect balanced by a mild sugar cane sweetness reminiscent of a Scotch Ale. Dangerously smooth.
single $7.31 | six-pack $43.86 | flat $175.44
The "Rick" Red Ale 473 ml can
ABV: 5.75% IBUS: 26
In a nod to the Rickarton's Castle boathouse bar we brewed this malty red ale with a biscuity body and dry finish, carbonated with nitrogen for a frothy foamy head. The Rick was an epic venue for live music, cheap beer and a fair few fisticuffs. Shake, pour hard & enjoy!
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
PIPA - Petite IPA 473 ml can
ABV: 3.5% IBUS: 5
With superdelic & mosaic hops - vibrant berry and Jolly Ranchers.
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Stout
8-Ball Milk Stout 473 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 37
Prescribed by Victorian physicians for various maladies this delectable stout has a sweet creamy mouth feel balanced with delicate notes of caramel and coffee.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
Grandpa Miguel's Coffee Stout 473 ml can
ABV: 5.9% IBUS: 45
single $3.50 | six-pack $21.00 | flat $84.00
Devil's Right Hand: The Son 473 ml
ABV: 6.6% IBUS: 45
This is the base recipe for our Devil's Right Hand Premium line of stouts - a chocolately smooth brew that will warm the cockles of your heart.
single $6.42 | six-pack $38.52 | flat $154.08
Rum Brûlée 473 ml
ABV: 7.5% IBUS: 45
Blended barrel aged stout. Blending beers has become a passion of ours at Parsons. The culmination of multiple experiments is this blend of our Eightball Milk Stout and our Devil's Right Hand base recipe aged in rum barrels. Mild rum spice on the nose and a warming effect that finishes with a distinct crème brûlée aftertaste. A multi-layered delectable feast for the senses.
single $7.30 | six-pack $43.80 | flat $175.20
Devil's Right Hand: The Father 473 ml
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
Aged in Bourbon barrels. This is the barrel aged version of the Son, aged in Old Forester Bourbon barrels. Mild notes of tobacco complement the vanilla and slight toasted flavours emanating from the oak barrel. A thought provokingly distinguished stout.
single $7.30 | six-pack $43.80 | flat $175.20
Devil's Right Hand: The Elder 473 ml
ABV: 8.5% IBUS: 45
This Imperial Stout chimes in at 8.5% ABV without the slightest trepidation. Luscious dark cocoa and delicate coffee notes are evident within this malt-forward monster of a beer that maintains a velvety smooth balance despite its high ABV.
single $6.42 | six-pack $38.52 | flat $154.08
Banoffee Stout 473 ml
ABV: 5% IBUS: 39
A beer that brings to mind a favourite UK dessert while still following the German Reinheitsgebot beer purity law was a challenge. @Escarpmentlabs Uberweizen yeast providing the fruity banana esters and specialy malt lending this stout subtle toffee and distinct chocolate notes did the trick. Expect a full bodied mouthfeel, a dry chocolate finish and highly satsified tastebuds.
single $4.42 | six-pack $26.52 | flat $106.08
the Dude Abides 473 ml
ABV: 7.3% IBUS: 40
A fine dry Irish stout aged in bourbon barrels for one year, then blended with our Eightball Milk Stout complemented with creme de cacao deliciousness. The Dude would approve - creamy chocolate, coffee, a smoky oaky texture with a bourbon kiss.
single $4.87 | six-pack $29.22 | flat $116.88
Devil's Right Hand: The Legend 473 ml
ABV: 10.5% IBUS: 45
This is the bourbon barrel aged version of the Elder Imperial Stout. Luscious dark cocoa and toasty vanilla provide the backdrop for a warm boozy brew intended for fireside drinking.
single $8.19 | six-pack $49.14 | flat $196.56
Devil's Right Hand: The Holy Ghost 473 ml
ABV: 4.5% IBUS: 30
The Holy Ghost is a white stout with all the coffee and chocolate notes of a traditional stout without using dark roasted malts. Infused with Grandpa Miguel's fresh roasted coffee, lactose and vanilla it will confuse the senses in blind taste tests. Low abv for patio drinking no matter the weather. Enjoy.